alvahgoldbook replied to your post: anonymous asked:what kind of plac…

You are living my dream

It’s pretty fun, ngl

what kind of place do you work in?
Anonymous

A gay nightclub

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availableonitunes replied to your post: MY EYELASH CURLER JUST CUT MY FUCKING …

did you pick up your micro guillotine instead?

That may as well be what it’s called

MY EYELASH CURLER JUST CUT MY FUCKING EYELASHES IN HALF I AM NEVER USING ONE AGAIN

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

bringyourlipsintomykisstonight:

I love them oh my god

I’m really bad at singing, but I can sound just like Britney Spears. Strange how that works.

Rocky from Bad Girls Club will be at Pulse tonight. I have never seen the show, but in the event that she gets bottle service, I feel like I should pretend that I have. Is there anything I should know?

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them